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Twelfth Flight. [video/text/action at goldenrod inn.]

[Borrowing Carmen's Slugma to hatch the eggs faster had seemed like a brilliant idea at the time. Then, he reasoned, he shouldn't have to lug any of them around by the time they all left the city to go off exploring again. Genius!

Not so much.

See, Hiccup hadn't exactly realized just how soon Ringo would make the little bundles of joy kick off their shells to greet the sunshine, and the resulting five new babies is proving to be a little much for this unsuspecting noodle-viking.]

Kite, please come down from th-- Night Fury, no!

[A tiny purple feline makes a leap, sights set on the Starly perched high on a shelf. It seems his stringy kitten limbs aren't quite enough for this task, though, and the crash not only startles the bird off, but sends several items in every direction.

The mess on the floor suggests this isn't the first time it's happened.

Hiccup moves to set down the brown and white bundle he'd been cradling so he can sort out this new altercation, and finds that he instantly regrets it. The Cubone, previously somehow able to sleep through the wreckage, stirs with a wail shrill enough to drown out all his other concerns.]

No, Val, it's okay! I'm right here, see? Oh man, this was my greatest idea yet. Wow. [Once again, the Cubone is scooped up, and Hiccup takes a headcount over her crying to make sure the hyperactive hatchlings haven't knocked themselves out.] Okay, here's Val, Laila's got Kite, Night Fury's there, Key's eating Dinkfin's food, oh joy. Where's--

[And then his eyes land on the 'gear.]

Atom, what are you doing? Get out of--

[The video abruptly cuts off to be replaced by a text to the network.]

NOT ADAM ! EVE !
HEE HEE

[...Hiccup's going to be a little tied up, so feel free to talk to the newborn Rotom, Atom--er, Eve--in the meantime!]

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[With a vaguely exasperated look, Ivy chatters her disapproval and then snakes her vines around the Cubone in his arms, already beginning to sway back and forth to the lulling beat of the Ancient Lullaby of the Bulbasaur™. Agent Cooper, meanwhile, is quietly contemplating the heroic sacrifice he is making in approaching not one but two looming birds, one of which happens to be an EXCEPTIONALLY LARGE OWL oh god oh god, but desperate times call for desperate measures and he knows his job on this one, despite his mounting terror at OH GOD BIRDS.

Macavity, accepting no nonsense from her youngster, wastes no time in pinning him to the ground with a paw across his back and proceeds to give him a thorough (and possibly embarrassing) grooming — no son of hers will be going around looking anything but flawless, thank you — and Sly the now-Totodile accepts the piece of food and holds it a moment before quite deliberately putting it back in the bowl. No, no, these are not for him.

And while all this is going on, Zack has just made contact. Oh, boy!]

HELLO EVE
H E L L O
YOU HATCHED !

RINGO DID A GOOD JOB !!!

. . .

MAYBE TOO GOOD

Wh-- [Oh. Oh, you are taking away his little baby girl.

(And then Hiccup felt even more inadequate as a father, sob.)

Now that he wasn't challenged with the task of calming down the sobbing Valhallarama, Hiccup felt relatively less guilty in falling back into a sitting position on the edge of his bed and observing everything. Carmen really did have them all well-trained... But man, what if she was disappointed in him? Unable to handle the eggs he'd insisted on buying.

'DON'T WORRY, I CAN DO IT' had resulted in complete havoc. Yay.

Laila was in a much better mood, having at least gotten her charge somewhat under control. In what she means as an appreciate hoot, she thanks Agent Cooper (the Spinarak, not the human) for distracting Kite from the fact that there now wasn't just one, but two cats. Kite, not quite as helpful or well-meaning as the large owl, simply stares at the spider. Not blinking.

If only Night Fury could be so still. No, he is indeed embarrassed by his mother's course of action, and the mews turn into indignant yowls as he tries to claw the carpet. Freedom was so close, and yet so far away for the kitten. He's making such a racket that it manages to distract Key for a second or two. Unfortunately, those are the seconds Sly happens to be a Very Good "Totodile", and so his act of teaching goes unnoticed. Om nom nom, man food sure is good. Did you enjoy your piece, fellow bitty crocodile?]

OH !

[Well, this was interesting. In fact, so interesting that Eve switches her attention to Zack.]

HELLO HELLO
HEE HEE
EVE THINKS
SHE
DID THE GOOD JOB !
EVE FIGURED OUT
HOW TO TYPE !

[See? c=]

WHO
IS EVE TYPING TO ?

[Sadly, much like her namesake, Ivy does not tend to focus on projected paternal inadequacies so much as she does simply taking stock of problems and proceeding to get shit done concerning them, so her perception of Hiccup's retreat is less "wow I am a massive parental failure" and more "oh thank god I can finally sit down"; as such, she's content to turn her attention to rocking and singing to the sobbing Cubone, hoping that the repetitive swaying motion will compensate for the fact that she is not, in fact, Val's daddy.

Agent Cooper, meanwhile, has gone perfectly still in that way that only a spider can do, because OHGOD OWL HOOTING and OHGOD BIRD STARING and OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD what is his tiny arachnid life right now.

Further off to the side, Macavity persists in her charge of being a Good Mom (for a given value of Good Mom, anyway) and keeps her youngster pinned until he is well and truly cleaned, and Sly just sort of shakes his crocodilic head in exasperation, because he is far too cool for this job of being a Good Role Model, man.]

YES !
GOOD JOB EVE !!!

TYPING IS A GOOD THING TO KNOW

YOU CAN MAKE LOTS OF FRIENDS WITH THE GEAR !

LIKE ME
ZACK
ZACK ZACK ZACK

[Had Valhallarama not been one inclined towards sleeping to begin with, it's quite possible that Ivy's efforts would have been met with continued wails for several more minutes. She has to admit, though, that even if the vines cradling her aren't as comforting as Hiccup's (honestly, twig-like) arms, the Ivysaur was pretty good at this rocking and singing business. So while not completely content, she does quiet to whimpers.

As the Starly continues to stare, Laila questions as to what is wrong, good sir, Night Fury slinks off to sulk under the bed because mom u r ruining his street cred here, and Key shrugs and continues to chow down, the Rotom makes the 'gear spin in excitement. This new 'friend' agreed! She did, in fact, do a good job.]

ZACK ? ZZZAP !
HEE HEE
EVE THINKS
SHE LIKES YOUR NAME !
DOES ZACK
LIKE EVE'S NAME ?
OR DOES HE LIKE
ADAM ?

[It was very important she find this out!]

[Well, that means the V.I.L.E. Pokemon Crisis Response Battalion has done a good job, then! Handshakes all around, everyone. Despite the fact that none of them have hands. Metaphorical handshakes! Crisis averted, Son Guy's sanity is saved. For the moment.

Meanwhile, the topic of names is something serious to consider!]

> /run worddef.exe value: a d a m

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> /run worddef.exe value: e v e

eve (n.): the day or period of time immediately before an event or occasion

BEEP BOP BOOP

EVE IS A NAME THAT HAS
M E A N I N G

I THINK THAT
M E A N S
IT IS A GOOD NAME !

HAHAHA

[Mostly saved, anyway. Hiccup is just going to...wallow in self-pity. Just for a while.]

HEE HEE
THAT
WAS A GOOD JOKE !

AND
CONGRATULATIONS !
ZACK HAS PASSED
EVE'S
FRIENDSHIP EXAM !
RAH RAH !

EVE WAS HOPING
SECRETLY
THAT YOU WOULD

[It's hard work being a single dad, Son Guy. ~~SUDDENLY PERSPECTIVE ON HOW YOUR DAD FELT FOR BASICALLY YOUR WHOLE LIFE???~~]

YES
HAHAHA

Z A C K
DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING EITHER !

EXCEPT TO MY TRAINER

WHAT IS A
F R I E N D S H I P
E X A M

???

[BASICALLY. And also just feeling like a loser in general. But he sure does miss Stoick. Maybe he will just...find Carmen and. Curl up by her, or something.

Though what is getting up, so instead he falls backward to stare up at the ceiling.

That's almost the same.]

ZACK
IS STILL A GOOD NAME
BECAUSE
IT REMINDS EVE
OF
ZAP !

WHIRRRR ZAP !
EVE THINKS
IT IS A GOOD WAY
TO
TEST
IF SOMEONE
LIKE ZACK
CAN BE EVE'S FRIEND !

DID ZACK
NOT LIKE
THE FRIENDSHIP EXAM ?

I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF A
F R I E N D S H I P
E X A M
BEFORE !

EXAMS ARE FOR
T E S T I N G
WHAT YOU KNOW

EVE ARE YOU TESTING
HOW TO BE A FRIEND ???

THEN ZACK MUST KNOW
HOW
TO BE A FRIEND !

EVE THINKS
TESTING FOR FRIENDSHIP
IS A GOOD
IDEA !

BUT IF SOMEONE DID NOT KNOW
HOW TO BE A FRIEND
WOULD YOU TEACH THEM ?

MY TRAINER TEACHES ME THINGS
WHEN I DON'T KNOW THEM

THAT IS HOW I LEARN !

WHIRRRR ZAP !

[It really was...quite the thing to consider.]

DOES ZACK
THINK
THAT IS WHAT EVE SHOULD DO ?

YES !

THAT IS WHAT
E V E R Y O N E
SHOULD DO

BECAUSE LEARNING IS IMPORTANT

THEN
EVE WILL TELL THEM
HOW
TO BE A GOOD FRIEND
LIKE ZACK
WHEN THEY FAIL
THE FRIENDSHIP EXAM !

THAT IS A GOOD THING
THEN THEY WILL LEARN SOMETHING NEW

BEEP BOP BOOP

BUT I AM GLAD
THAT I AM YOUR FRIEND

FRIENDS ARE GOOD THINGS TO HAVE !!!

HEE HEE
EVE THINKS
SHE IS GLAD ZACK
IS HER FRIEND
TOO !

DOES <>ZACK
HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS ?

YES !!!

I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS

LIKE CHIEF
AND IVY
AND AGENT COOPER
AND EARTHA
AND SKYE
AND INDY

[And tl;dr Zack's pretty much just gonna run through the entire roster here and then start on his network friends, good lord.]

AND NOW
YOU ARE MY FRIEND TOO !

WOW !
THAT IS
A LOT OF FRIENDS
RAH RAH !

DOES ZACK THINK
EVE
WILL HAVE
A LOT OF FRIENDS ?

YES !

THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE TO BE FRIENDS WITH
ON THE NETWORK

BEEP BOP BOOP

[I feel it should be noted that Hiccup has probably fallen asleep. It's been a really long morning.]

AS MANY AS
ONE HUNDRED ?

[Because Eve doesn't know if you know this or not, Zack, but one hundred is a big number.]

THERE ARE OVER ONE HUNDRED
R E G I S T E R E D
A C C O U N T S
ON THE GEAR

THAT IS A LOT OF FRIENDS !!!

EVE CAN YOU SEE THEM TOO ?

WOW !

EVE THINKS
SHE IS NOT ABLE TO

EVE SEES
THE REGISTERED ACCOUNT
OF
HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK III
AND THE ACCOUNTS
OF PEOPLE
SHE IS TALKING TO

EXCEPT ZACK
IS NOT A NAME
SHE SEES

THAT IS BECAUSE
R O T O M
ARE GOOD AT MOVING MACHINES

BUT A
P O R Y G O N 2
IS GOOD AT TALKING TO THEM !

WE ARE GOOD AT DIFFERENT THINGS

OH !
EVE THINKS
SHE GETS IT

DOES ZACK THINK
EVE
WILL EVER BE ABLE TO TALK
TO MACHINES ?
IS THAT A SKILL
ZACK COULD TEACH HER ?

I DO NOT KNOW !

BUT THAT IS HOW IT IS
FOR LOTS OF THINGS

YOU NEVER KNOW
UNTIL YOU TRY

THAT IS WHAT MY TRAINER SAYS

Twelfth Flight. [video/text/action at goldenrod inn.]

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