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newberktown) wrote2012-09-23 11:34 am
newberktown) wrote2012-09-23 11:34 am
Entry tags:
- babies are scary,
- brilliant ideas,
- buildings are scary,
- curse you faulty technology,
- dying viking is dying,
- eve learns to camera,
- failure again,
- hanging with the family,
- hiccup's life is suffering,
- it's not a prank,
- one (1) confused hiccup,
- oops in a different city,
- teen daddy,
- the gods hate him,
- welp,
- ‣ action,
- ‣ text,
- ‣ video
Twelfth Flight. [video/text/action at goldenrod inn.]
[Borrowing Carmen's Slugma to hatch the eggs faster had seemed like a brilliant idea at the time. Then, he reasoned, he shouldn't have to lug any of them around by the time they all left the city to go off exploring again. Genius!
Not so much.
See, Hiccup hadn't exactly realized just how soon Ringo would make the little bundles of joy kick off their shells to greet the sunshine, and the resulting five new babies is proving to be a little much for this unsuspecting noodle-viking.]
Kite, please come down from th-- Night Fury, no!
[A tiny purple feline makes a leap, sights set on the Starly perched high on a shelf. It seems his stringy kitten limbs aren't quite enough for this task, though, and the crash not only startles the bird off, but sends several items in every direction.
The mess on the floor suggests this isn't the first time it's happened.
Hiccup moves to set down the brown and white bundle he'd been cradling so he can sort out this new altercation, and finds that he instantly regrets it. The Cubone, previously somehow able to sleep through the wreckage, stirs with a wail shrill enough to drown out all his other concerns.]
No, Val, it's okay! I'm right here, see? Oh man, this was my greatest idea yet. Wow. [Once again, the Cubone is scooped up, and Hiccup takes a headcount over her crying to make sure the hyperactive hatchlings haven't knocked themselves out.] Okay, here's Val, Laila's got Kite, Night Fury's there, Key's eating Dinkfin's food, oh joy. Where's--
[And then his eyes land on the 'gear.]
Atom, what are you doing? Get out of--
[The video abruptly cuts off to be replaced by a text to the network.]
NOT ADAM ! EVE !
HEE HEE
[...Hiccup's going to be a little tied up, so feel free to talk to the newborn Rotom, Atom--er, Eve--in the meantime!]
Not so much.
See, Hiccup hadn't exactly realized just how soon Ringo would make the little bundles of joy kick off their shells to greet the sunshine, and the resulting five new babies is proving to be a little much for this unsuspecting noodle-viking.]
Kite, please come down from th-- Night Fury, no!
[A tiny purple feline makes a leap, sights set on the Starly perched high on a shelf. It seems his stringy kitten limbs aren't quite enough for this task, though, and the crash not only startles the bird off, but sends several items in every direction.
The mess on the floor suggests this isn't the first time it's happened.
Hiccup moves to set down the brown and white bundle he'd been cradling so he can sort out this new altercation, and finds that he instantly regrets it. The Cubone, previously somehow able to sleep through the wreckage, stirs with a wail shrill enough to drown out all his other concerns.]
No, Val, it's okay! I'm right here, see? Oh man, this was my greatest idea yet. Wow. [Once again, the Cubone is scooped up, and Hiccup takes a headcount over her crying to make sure the hyperactive hatchlings haven't knocked themselves out.] Okay, here's Val, Laila's got Kite, Night Fury's there, Key's eating Dinkfin's food, oh joy. Where's--
[And then his eyes land on the 'gear.]
Atom, what are you doing? Get out of--
[The video abruptly cuts off to be replaced by a text to the network.]
NOT ADAM ! EVE !
HEE HEE
[...Hiccup's going to be a little tied up, so feel free to talk to the newborn Rotom, Atom--er, Eve--in the meantime!]
action;
EVE THINKS
SHE IS GLAD ZACK
IS HER FRIEND
TOO !
DOES <>ZACK
HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS ?
action;
I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS
LIKE CHIEF
AND IVY
AND AGENT COOPER
AND EARTHA
AND SKYE
AND INDY
[And tl;dr Zack's pretty much just gonna run through the entire roster here and then start on his network friends, good lord.]
AND NOW
YOU ARE MY FRIEND TOO !
action;
THAT IS
A LOT OF FRIENDS
RAH RAH !
DOES ZACK THINK
EVE
WILL HAVE
A LOT OF FRIENDS ?
action;
THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE TO BE FRIENDS WITH
ON THE NETWORK
BEEP BOP BOOP
action;
AS MANY AS
ONE HUNDRED ?
[Because Eve doesn't know if you know this or not, Zack, but one hundred is a big number.]
action;
R E G I S T E R E D
A C C O U N T S
ON THE GEAR
THAT IS A LOT OF FRIENDS !!!
EVE CAN YOU SEE THEM TOO ?
action;
EVE THINKS
SHE IS NOT ABLE TO
EVE SEES
THE REGISTERED ACCOUNT
OF
HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK III
AND THE ACCOUNTS
OF PEOPLE
SHE IS TALKING TO
EXCEPT ZACK
IS NOT A NAME
SHE SEES
action;
R O T O M
ARE GOOD AT MOVING MACHINES
BUT A
P O R Y G O N 2
IS GOOD AT TALKING TO THEM !
WE ARE GOOD AT DIFFERENT THINGS
action;
EVE THINKS
SHE GETS IT
DOES ZACK THINK
EVE
WILL EVER BE ABLE TO TALK
TO MACHINES ?
IS THAT A SKILL
ZACK COULD TEACH HER ?
action;
BUT THAT IS HOW IT IS
FOR LOTS OF THINGS
YOU NEVER KNOW
UNTIL YOU TRY
THAT IS WHAT MY TRAINER SAYS
action;
LIKE
PLEASE CALM DOWN !
GET OUT OF THERE !
I MUST BE THE SMARTEST GUY ON THE PLANET !
action;
I S
VERY SMART
AND NICE
AND FRIENDLY
AND HANDSOME
YOU ARE VERY LUCKY EVE !
HE IS A GOOD TRAINER TO HAVE
action;
EVE DID NOT KNOW THAT !
HE DID NOT
SEEM
LIKE IT
BEFORE YOU ARRIVED
action;
EGG-SPERT EGG HATCHER !
HAHAHA
HE WAS VERY BUSY
WITH ALL YOUR NEW POKEMON
THAT IS WHY
WE CAME TO THE
R E S C U E
FORWARD MARCH !!!
action;
YOU ARE TELLING
GOOD JOKES AGAIN !
WOW !
THAT MAKES ZACK
A HERO !
AND
THE OTHERS TOO !
RAH RAH !
action;
THAT IS MY JOB
TO SOUND THE ALARM !!!
AWOOGA AWOOGA
GO GO GO !
action;
YOU DID IT
VERY WELL !
ZACK IS
VERY GOOD AT HIS JOB !