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Hiccup Haddock ([personal profile] newberktown) wrote2012-12-17 11:37 am

Fourteenth Flight. [text/action for Justice Farm.]

[Hiccup's trip had been pretty successful, all told. He hadn't had to spend the night in any woods, he'd repaid his friend for good deeds of the past, and he'd finally gotten to say a proper goodbye to the Other Father. Not to mention reunite an old pair, even if Ziva didn't necessarily remember her giant, nurturing owl. Needless to say, he's in a pretty good mood as he and Ziva make their way to the train station, and in sharing his good cheer, he purchases a nice, delicious-looking batch of cookies that he promptly forgets about. In fact, it isn't until they head down the street in the direction of Albert's home that he's reminded of it by the growling of his stomach, and Hiccup gets a few cookies in before disaster strikes.

A stomachache.

He arrives at the Justice Farm via Arcanine, Hookfang oddly compliant with his trainer out of sorts. Because now it isn't just any plain old stomachache. The dog is almost convinced that Hiccup is a fire-type himself, with that temperature! The boy is deposited onto the couch, where he curls up before sending out a quick text to the network--he's really not in any condition to filter it to the residents of the house.]


back in saffron hosue
ziva too


[...Oh dear, that's not proper sentence structure at all. And a spelling error? Horrendous. Any replies to that attack on the Pokemon Common Language will be seen to after he's convinced he's not dying. Which, with how he feels, mind end up being a while.]
foolishwren: and he offered me cocaine in a dimly-lit JC Penny's (mothman is REAL)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-12-31 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
yeah in lots of ways it is safer

but still








if nothing else i wouldn't trust a pokemon's cooking

at all
foolishwren: but then I'd have to go to super mega turbo hell for homos and i'm not quite out of my closet yet (well i COULD admit this is hot)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-01-01 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
impressive but terrifying

i mean toxic volcano ash is not something you want in your cookies


[And that's why Heather has never actually eaten a Lava Cookie, even though they're all over the stores. Tis the season.]
Edited 2013-01-01 21:01 (UTC)
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-01-03 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
if that's the case, it's a wonder you're still alive!
foolishwren: me: *makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo* (friend: *makes a typo*)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2013-01-07 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
tough as nails

now you can go around telling people you eat lava cookies for breakfast

and lived