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newberktown) wrote2012-09-23 11:34 am
newberktown) wrote2012-09-23 11:34 am
Entry tags:
- babies are scary,
- brilliant ideas,
- buildings are scary,
- curse you faulty technology,
- dying viking is dying,
- eve learns to camera,
- failure again,
- hanging with the family,
- hiccup's life is suffering,
- it's not a prank,
- one (1) confused hiccup,
- oops in a different city,
- teen daddy,
- the gods hate him,
- welp,
- ‣ action,
- ‣ text,
- ‣ video
Twelfth Flight. [video/text/action at goldenrod inn.]
[Borrowing Carmen's Slugma to hatch the eggs faster had seemed like a brilliant idea at the time. Then, he reasoned, he shouldn't have to lug any of them around by the time they all left the city to go off exploring again. Genius!
Not so much.
See, Hiccup hadn't exactly realized just how soon Ringo would make the little bundles of joy kick off their shells to greet the sunshine, and the resulting five new babies is proving to be a little much for this unsuspecting noodle-viking.]
Kite, please come down from th-- Night Fury, no!
[A tiny purple feline makes a leap, sights set on the Starly perched high on a shelf. It seems his stringy kitten limbs aren't quite enough for this task, though, and the crash not only startles the bird off, but sends several items in every direction.
The mess on the floor suggests this isn't the first time it's happened.
Hiccup moves to set down the brown and white bundle he'd been cradling so he can sort out this new altercation, and finds that he instantly regrets it. The Cubone, previously somehow able to sleep through the wreckage, stirs with a wail shrill enough to drown out all his other concerns.]
No, Val, it's okay! I'm right here, see? Oh man, this was my greatest idea yet. Wow. [Once again, the Cubone is scooped up, and Hiccup takes a headcount over her crying to make sure the hyperactive hatchlings haven't knocked themselves out.] Okay, here's Val, Laila's got Kite, Night Fury's there, Key's eating Dinkfin's food, oh joy. Where's--
[And then his eyes land on the 'gear.]
Atom, what are you doing? Get out of--
[The video abruptly cuts off to be replaced by a text to the network.]
NOT ADAM ! EVE !
HEE HEE
[...Hiccup's going to be a little tied up, so feel free to talk to the newborn Rotom, Atom--er, Eve--in the meantime!]
Not so much.
See, Hiccup hadn't exactly realized just how soon Ringo would make the little bundles of joy kick off their shells to greet the sunshine, and the resulting five new babies is proving to be a little much for this unsuspecting noodle-viking.]
Kite, please come down from th-- Night Fury, no!
[A tiny purple feline makes a leap, sights set on the Starly perched high on a shelf. It seems his stringy kitten limbs aren't quite enough for this task, though, and the crash not only startles the bird off, but sends several items in every direction.
The mess on the floor suggests this isn't the first time it's happened.
Hiccup moves to set down the brown and white bundle he'd been cradling so he can sort out this new altercation, and finds that he instantly regrets it. The Cubone, previously somehow able to sleep through the wreckage, stirs with a wail shrill enough to drown out all his other concerns.]
No, Val, it's okay! I'm right here, see? Oh man, this was my greatest idea yet. Wow. [Once again, the Cubone is scooped up, and Hiccup takes a headcount over her crying to make sure the hyperactive hatchlings haven't knocked themselves out.] Okay, here's Val, Laila's got Kite, Night Fury's there, Key's eating Dinkfin's food, oh joy. Where's--
[And then his eyes land on the 'gear.]
Atom, what are you doing? Get out of--
[The video abruptly cuts off to be replaced by a text to the network.]
NOT ADAM ! EVE !
HEE HEE
[...Hiccup's going to be a little tied up, so feel free to talk to the newborn Rotom, Atom--er, Eve--in the meantime!]
[text]
IT IS
A GOOD WAY TO LEARN !
BUT WHAT IS
TBH ?
[text]
You don't know that?
clearly if you're gonna be fiddling around on the Gear you're going to have to learn some abbreviations
it's "to be honest"
[text]
OH !
WELL
TBH
EVE HAS
NOT READ ABOUT
ABBREVIATIONS !
THEY
WEREN'T THERE
IN ANY OF DAD'S CONVERSATIONS !
[text]
That's okay, everybody's gotta start somewhere
want a crash course?
[Because CLEARLY a Viking will appreciate his Pokemon learning chatspeak.]
[text]
A CRASH COURSE
SOUNDS UNPLEASANT
BUT
EVE THINKS
MAYBE IT IS NOT ?
SO YES !
EVE WOULD
APPRECIATE
THAT !
THANK YOU !
[text]
okay first things first
if something is exciting or noteworthy, the proper response is "OMG"
that means "oh my god"
or "oh my gosh"
whatever
[text]
IS LEARNING WORDS !
OMG !
LIKE THAT ?
HEE HEE
[text]
EXCELLENT
you get an A+ on your first lesson