newberktown | Fourteenth Flight. [text/action for Justice Farm.]

[Hiccup's trip had been pretty successful, all told. He hadn't had to spend the night in any woods, he'd repaid his friend for good deeds of the past, and he'd finally gotten to say a proper goodbye to the Other Father. Not to mention reunite an old pair, even if Ziva didn't necessarily remember her giant, nurturing owl. Needless to say, he's in a pretty good mood as he and Ziva make their way to the train station, and in sharing his good cheer, he purchases a nice, delicious-looking batch of cookies that he promptly forgets about. In fact, it isn't until they head down the street in the direction of Albert's home that he's reminded of it by the growling of his stomach, and Hiccup gets a few cookies in before disaster strikes.

A stomachache.

He arrives at the Justice Farm via Arcanine, Hookfang oddly compliant with his trainer out of sorts. Because now it isn't just any plain old stomachache. The dog is almost convinced that Hiccup is a fire-type himself, with that temperature! The boy is deposited onto the couch, where he curls up before sending out a quick text to the network--he's really not in any condition to filter it to the residents of the house.]

back in saffron hosue
ziva too

[...Oh dear, that's not proper sentence structure at all. And a spelling error? Horrendous. Any replies to that attack on the Pokemon Common Language will be seen to after he's convinced he's not dying. Which, with how he feels, mind end up being a while.]

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_{[And then they made national television because Johto Idol judge Simon Miltankell called Toothless's voice "wretched" and was promptly bitten.]

[There's a pause, because Heather's trying to wrap her mind around getting sick from COOKIES.]}

... cookies??

_{[... Maybe if they were undercooked because of like, salmonella or something, but THAT'S A STRETCH Heather has never bought into that crap, raw cookie dough is delicious.]}

[Toothless, why...]

they sadi it could have been one of the ingrediants or i was allergic

[If he'd listened in to Albert's and Ziva's secret conversation like a normal teenager, he'd know exactly what was wrong! Alas, now he is just sad thinking about not being able to eat cookies much anymore.]

jeez

well I guess it's a good thing you're all right at least

what kind of cookies were they??

[...What are different types of cookies called when you're a viking, man.]

they didnt have a label or anything
i got them from a fire slug

[Clearly the best of decisions.]

_{[WELL SHE DOESN'T KNOW, maybe they have special... Pillaging Peppermint cookies or something!]}

..... you got the cookies from a fire slug

[YEAH, HE'S. GOTTEN THAT REACTION A LOT.]

i alreday know im an idiot

i know you're a viking dude but i thought even vikings would have some kind of 'stranger danger' talk to give the kids!

_{[ALTHOUGH... THEY PROBABLY DIDN'T.]}

[Well...somewhat. But he's certainly going to get an earful of a lecture from the adults later, if he hasn't already.]

back home the main dangers were dragons and outcasts. now the daragons are on our side and the outcasts are pretty easy to recognize.

[Especially since they usually had to...approach in boats that not only looked different, but boasted the Outcast flag. Not too bright, in Hiccup's opinion.]

even so, things here seem
i dont know
safer?

yeah in lots of ways it is safer

but still








if nothing else i wouldn't trust a pokemon's cooking

at all

i dont think the magcargo actually did any the cooking

thatd be impressive though huh?

impressive but terrifying

i mean toxic volcano ash is not something you want in your cookies

_{[And that's why Heather has never actually eaten a Lava Cookie, even though they're all over the stores. Tis the season.]}

Edited 2013-01-01 21:01 (UTC)

i guess not, no

it would explain a lot though. maube i met a cooking magcargo

if that's the case, it's a wonder you're still alive!

if this doesnt prove im a tough viking, i dont know what will.

tough as nails

now you can go around telling people you eat lava cookies for breakfast

and lived

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